Saturday 16 May 2020

[emrat:12150] Fw: Helpful rules during the Coronavirus

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I know you're a frontline worker, so I thought I'd detail some of the COVID rules for you. To help keep you safe.

I know this gets confusing, so I recorded a few Coronavirus Guidelines:
1. You shouldn't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, than it's ok you can.
2. Originally healthcare workers and the CDC said masks are useless, but if you choose to wear one, it might help, but it really is useless, but it might help so maybe we should make it mandatory.
3. Follow the "Safer at home" quarantine guidelines . Besides there's really no reason to go out anyway because the stores are all closed, except the ones that are open.
4. You shouldn't go to a hospital if you are just a little sick. Call your primary care Dr. instead. But definitely don't go if you are really sick. Because being really sick and going to a hospital or clinic might kill someone else. Unless, of course, you need to go to the abortion clinic. Proving, you don't have to be sick to go to a clinic, or to kill someone for that matter.
5. There are no shortages of groceries in the supermarket, but there are things missing whenever you go there, but not in the morning, at least Sometimes.
6. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also be sick without any symptoms. But remember if you're not showing any symptoms it could mean you're an asymmetric carrier and dangerously contagious, but you could also have symptoms without being sick. So watch out for that.
7. In order to not get sick, you have to eat nutritious foods, but just eat whatever you have on-hand, it's better not to go out for anything to eat, unless its a fast food drive-thru. then it's ok.
8. It's best to get some fresh air every day, but don't go to parks, beaches, camping or hiking areas, they're all closed because it's too dangerous to be there. Go instead to the Walmart or Home Depot parking lot to walk, they're all open so it's ok. But remember if you're walking with friends (less than 10 of course) stay 6-feet apart from one another. Unless it's the same 5 people that you rode in the car with to get there. Then just make sure to wear a homemade mask to clean the fresh air and protect yourself from others. 
9. You can't go to retirement homes, but make sure to take care of the elderly that are not in homes and bring them nutritious food, and medication. But you shouldn't visit them. So maybe pass it through their window with a fishing net.
10. You can't eat at resturaunts, because they can't safely keep their areas clean. But you can get them to deliver their food that was prepared in only their safe areas which apparently they can keep clean.
11. You can't have a visit with an elder, but remember, uber drivers are essential workers. So if you can get your elderly mother to become an Uber driver, she can drive you to a liquor store because they're open. And she can take the long way, so that way you have time to visit with her, and it's all on the up & up.
12. The virus remains active on all surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. But not necessarily. It be dry at first and then wet. Or is it the other way around. Check with the WHO or the CDC on that one.
13. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially if it's in a closed room, but it eventually falls. So always remember to disinfect your shoes!
14. There's no effective treatment, except one that is not dangerous unless you take too much of the non-dangerous medication, then it could be dangerous, so you really shouldn't use it at all. Just let the virus kill you, it's safer.
15: You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof. But see rule 8 for clarification. I'm not completely sure on this one.
16: Animals are not affected, except for that cat in Belgium in February that tested positive when no humans were being tested. That's why it was ok to waste a test kit on a cat. Oh yah, plus a few tigers have tested positive here and there. I'm not sure where the COVID tiger testing kits were manufactured. So they may turn out to be false positives. Nevertheless, stay away from tigers.
17: You can't have gatherings of any kind outdoors, but you can go into the Quick Trip and stand in line as long as it's 6 feet from the person behind you and 6 feet from the person directly in front of you. Don't worry about the guy directly next to you 2 feet away he's in the other line, that doesn't count. And it's also ok when the cashier hands you change that they've touched along with the last 15 people who gave them cash without anybody washing their hands. Remember QT is essential and allowed to be open, so even though it's confusing all of it is ok.
I think this sums it up. Just wanted everyone to be as informed as I am on the subject. 
**Disclaimer: I got most of this information from watching portions of CDC briefings. And from friends who saw portions of the briefings I missed. But it's ok, when they told me what I had missed they were almost 6 feet away and had homemade masks on.

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