...of course! This is a very dry and technical joke. Who else would it have come from :)
From: Sean Donnelly <seandonnelly1@msn.com>
To: "emrat@googlegroups.com" <emrat@googlegroups.com>
Cc: Norman Wright <lowrtax@gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 1, 2014 1:52 PM
Subject: Re: [emrat:4387] Breakthrough Technology from BMW
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From: Sean Donnelly <seandonnelly1@msn.com>
To: "emrat@googlegroups.com" <emrat@googlegroups.com>
Cc: Norman Wright <lowrtax@gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 1, 2014 1:52 PM
Subject: Re: [emrat:4387] Breakthrough Technology from BMW
Hahaha. It was passed on to me from one of the Beemer riders at RMMRC :)
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Norm, I'm certainly not impugning German engineering! But Sean's message also could read:
Triumph G-Force simulator
Triumph looks set to change the face of motorcycling with the introduction of a patented artificial G-force technology.
Triumph's new Force Injection Booster simulates the effects of spirited riding, even when commuting at slower speeds, to simulate a thrilling ride.
When activated at speeds under 20mph, the Force Injection Booster (FIB) works by extracting kinetic energy from the motorcycles engine and converting it into positive g-forces.
These are then channeled directly at the rider and passengers through the hand grips and grab rails while a mild electric current is delivered through the rider and pillions seat to simulate the same exhilarating feeling of riding at high speeds that your friends are enjoying.
Riding slow has never felt to fast!!
So, until the clock strikes midnight on April Fool's Day, I'm just keeping my guard up. No offense intended, Sean!
Dan!
From: Norman Wright [mailto:lowrtax@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2014 1:30 PM
To: Dan Pilcher; emrat@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [emrat:4382] Breakthrough Technology from BMW
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2014 1:30 PM
To: Dan Pilcher; emrat@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [emrat:4382] Breakthrough Technology from BMW
Why do you assume the Germans didn't invent this?
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Sent from my Windows Phone
From: Dan Pilcher
Sent: 4/1/2014 10:55 AM
To: emrat@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [emrat:4382] Breakthrough Technology from BMW
Sent: 4/1/2014 10:55 AM
To: emrat@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [emrat:4382] Breakthrough Technology from BMW
Well, today is April 1st after all . . . .
From: emrat@googlegroups.com [mailto:emrat@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Sean Donnelly
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2014 10:52 AM
To: emrat@googlegroups.com
Cc: Vince Lane (vmlane@taxlit.com); Aaron Pilcher (aapilcher@gmail.com); Ben Pilcher (benepilcher@gmail.com)
Subject: [emrat:4381] Breakthrough Technology from BMW
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2014 10:52 AM
To: emrat@googlegroups.com
Cc: Vince Lane (vmlane@taxlit.com); Aaron Pilcher (aapilcher@gmail.com); Ben Pilcher (benepilcher@gmail.com)
Subject: [emrat:4381] Breakthrough Technology from BMW
BMW G-Force simulator
BMW looks set to change the face of motorcycling with the introduction of a patented artificial G-force technology.
BMW's new Force Injection Booster simulates the effects of spirited riding, even when commuting at slower speeds, to simulate a thrilling ride.
When activated at speeds under 20mph, the Force Injection Booster (FIB) works by extracting kinetic energy from the motorcycles engine and converting it into positive g-forces.
These are then channelled directly at the rider and passengers through the hand grips and grab rails while a mild electric current is delivered through the rider and pillions seat to simulate the same exhilarating feeling of riding at high speeds that your friends are enjoying.
Riding slow has never felt to fast!!
Sent from my iPhone
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