Monday, 19 October 2015

[emrat:7933] Monday morning funny

A mother of two young sons is tired of their using foul language that they picked up on the school playground. She decides to get tough and smack the next one who swears at the table. When the kids come down stairs for breakfast she offers, "Timmy, what would you like this morning for breakfast?" "I dunno, give me some fuckin' Wheaties." The mother smacks Timmy so hard he ends up on the floor, head spinning. "Now Jimmy, what would you like for breakfast?" she politely asks the brother. "I dunno, he says with a long pause, "but you can bet your ass I don't want Fuckin' Wheaties!"

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